We woke up in our new home with a lot of boxes and not a lot of space. In order for our baseboards to be installed everything has to be 5 feet away from the walls. The mathematical impossibility of the bed being 5 feet away from both the east and the west walls sets in.
Missing item of the morning: tweezers. Work around of using pliers rejected. Although not immediately.
Still left to unpack: a surprising number of boxes with the cryptic tag “baseball cards”.
Hoping that when the big one hits we are forced to use black V necked tee shirts and pairs of scissors for currency. I WILL BE RICH!
Stock tip: put your money into Kroeger and what ever company makes those Command Hooks.
On a related note the Fred Meyer closest to our house is almost out of Command Hooks
Missing item of the day: everything I had in my hand two freaking seconds ago. Literally it was just here.
And our Mariners Season Tickets.
The Condo Chronicles 
G, these are so funny. You have to pimp this blog, so more people can experience your wit.
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Thanks. I’m just starting to get my funny back. Been in the dumps since the election!
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